Saturday, May 31, 2008

My turban toe

Yesterday i had a dr. turn my toe into a small festive arab man... i never knew that it would be so freakin painful... i can only imagine what would happen if my whole foot had joined the arab nation... check the pic below to see my new turban toe...

P.S. I know that this is not very PC... but seriously... its a joke and if it offends you then you're a retard....

Friday, May 2, 2008

busy busy busy

... to all 4 people that read my blog... I sincerely apologize for being so "unposty"... yes, i just made up a new word!

unposty [un-pohst-ee]
-adverb
1. an inability or unwillingness to place text on a website (i.e. blog, newsgroup, etc)
2. the opposite of posty; not posty

-related forms
unpostastic, adjective
unpost, verb

feel free to utilize this word for all of your blog-related needs... I have a strong feeling that this new word will NOT swiffer the nation and will NOT be used by Adrian Grenier on Season 5 of Entourage.

i will try to be more "postastic" in the future, probably at the expense of "shirking" at work... so if i get fired i will promptly put up a donation post with a mailing address to send money to, since you (yes, YOU) will have contributed to my unemployment...

if my boss reads this, i'm kidding, this was posted from my car in the parking lot...

thank you and goodnight,

dwb